News and Updates:

November 14th, 2008
After drinking about a gallon of Jones Soda yesterday, I had an epiphany: Coke and Pepsi are totally worthless soft drinks. I want everyone reading this to go out and buy Jones Soda. My God, is it amazing.

Oh, and also, I'm working on a new cartoon.

November 9th, 2008
Alright, the files have been moved to another host, and everything should be just peachy now.

November 9th, 2008
An external directory that we have been using for hosting larger files appears to be having some difficulties (i.e. all of the files are gone), and this, of course, happened precisely at a moment when I was incapable of doing anything about it. So, for a little while, a few files will be offline. Sorry for the inconvenience.

November 8th, 2008
New navbar! *fanfare sounds*
In the way of new movies and what-not, I got nothin'.

November 4th, 2008
Thank God we have a capable leader again!
I was so glad that I made this cartoon about the election. Enjoy.

November 1st, 2008
I finished the short little Halloween cartoon. Enjoy.

October 27th, 2008
I've gotten the Halloween RSB written and I think I'll be able to finish it by Halloween, because it's really short. Oh, and here are the kids' costumes:
Costumes!

October 25th, 2008
I'm going to try to make a quick RSB episode for Halloween.

October 21st, 2008
The World Began in Eden and Ended in Banjo City.

October 12th, 2008
RSB 21 is almost done. I have one scene left.

October 8th, 2008
Still workin', don't worry. It'll come soon.
Sarah Palin

October 2nd, 2008
Red State Banjo 21 is chugging along. It's taking a little longer than expected, but I have about two minutes of pretty solid-looking animation. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

September 26th, 2008
Yeah, I'm still working on the next Red State Banjo episode.
Watching the debate right now, can't come up with alt-text.

September 19th, 2008
Arrr, happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to all o' ye.

September 18th, 2008
I'm working on Red State Banjo 21. Be patient.

September 14th, 2008
I made a short little stopmotion experiment: Einstein's Confession.

September 7th, 2008
Screenshot from Red State Banjo 21:
This screenshot is awesome. Too bad you can't see it.

September 5th, 2008
RSB 21 is written, and now I have to gear up for animation. It's a little complicated in some parts, but it's going to be awesome once it's done.

August 31st, 2008
I'm discontinuing Chromosome Abnormalities. I'm also starting another webcomic exactly like it. It's called Philosophy of Design.

August 28th, 2008
While you're waiting for a real update, enjoy this radio ad.

August 24th, 2008
I've started writing the next Red State Banjo episode. It should be pretty funny, since it involves Orville doing some wacky things, which is usually a guaranteed laugh/lecherous grin.

August 22nd, 2008
Check it out: Happiness and Loveliness.

August 20th, 2008
Whoa, it's been way too long since the last update. Don't worry: More stuff is on the way.

August 14th, 2008
Hey, everyone. Got a dumb little cartoon I did for you: Onboard the Titanic.

August 10th, 2008
I'm back from Colorado. It was absolutely beautiful. There are maybe two people in the entire state, not counting the mayors, governor or Denver Broncos. You should all go. Now.

August 3rd, 2008
Well, I'm going off to Colorado on vacation for a week and I won't be able to check in, update or do anything else pertaining to this website during that time.

August 1st, 2008
Hey, everyone! I have an update for you: Click here.

July 25th, 2008
Alright, I've got a few projects going on here, but because I'm out in Chicago, without proper equipment, so I may not be able to put any significant new stuff up here for a while. Hopefully, I'll be able to do something soon, though. Until then, I'm going to have to keep putting up pointless, filler updates like this.

July 17th, 2008
Hey, everyone! I'm in Chicago right now and can't really update too much, but I will be keeping up with the site. So if you need to tell or ask me something, drop by the guestbook or send me an email.

July 13th, 2008
I've made a guestbook for you guys. You can see it by clicking the "Guestbook" button in the navbar. (If you don't see it, try refreshing the page or clearing your cache.)

July 11th, 2008
There's an important, yet disappointing update for you here.

July 4th, 2008
Happy Independence Day! Enjoy this festive holiday short!

June 30th, 2008
Red State Banjo 20 (Orville Gets Busted) is done. Enjoy it here.

June 27th, 2008
RSB 20 is comin' along nicely. Check out this screenshot.

June 23rd, 2008
I'm going to finish up RSB 20 and then work on the movie a bit more.
Rest in peace, George Carlin.

June 21st, 2008
I finally got out a new short. The Time.

June 15th, 2008
I'm breaking in a new Wacom tablet. Expect a new cartoon shortly.

June 13th, 2008
It's my birthday. Your gift could be not bothering me about updates.
Oh, and rest in peace, Tim Russert.

June 8th, 2008
New cartoon: Serving Size.

June 2nd, 2008
New layout! It feels much cleaner and more integrated. To me, at least.

May 30th, 2008
Sorry about the lack of updates lately. It's the end of the school year and I have some final exams to ace before I can dabble in any yearbookery.

May 24th, 2008
I've updated the Chromosome Abnormalities page.

May 20th, 2008
I've put together a campaign ad for my cat, John. Watch it here.

May 18th, 2008
Updates to the comics page are now regular enough for the page to be called a "webcomic". The webcomic is now named "Chromosome Abnormalities".

May 16th, 2008
Sorry about the lack of updates. I had a bad cold. Here's a short movie for you.

May 9th, 2008
The comics page has been updated. Enjoy.

May 5th, 2008
Happy Cinco de Mayo!

May 2nd, 2008
The comics page has been updated. I've also begun recording audio for Red State Banjo episode 20. I think it's pretty funny.

April 27th, 2008
I retooled the navbar so that it's easier to deal with. I've also started writing the next Red State Banjo episode.

April 26th, 2008
Click here for my take on Microsoft's attempts to take over Yahoo.

April 20th, 2008
There are couple new comics on the comics page.

April 19th, 2008
In case you hadn't noticed, there's a new splash page. Go bask in its glory.

April 13th, 2008
SWEET FANCY MOSES, A NEW CARTOON?! Yes, that's right, a new cartoon. Check it out here.

April 10th, 2008
The comics page has been updated. Check it out.

April 6th, 2008
We're switching back to the old fashioned update system because the Wordpress blog started acting up. Plus, I've revamped the navbar. Welcome back, everyone.


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