Asher Wycoff is a Slovenian political activist, known for espousing the values of anarchist Communism through subliminal messages embedded in animations on his personal website, AsherWycoff.com. Declassified CIA documents have suggested Wycoff may have had involvement in the 1973 Chilean military coup; however, on the March 18th, 2002 episode of his radio show Preneha Etatizam!, Wycoff vehemently denied this, dismissing it as "American buffoonery and appendage insinuation" (roughly translated from Slovenian). Despite this controversy, Asher Wycoff continues to lead a quiet, comfortable life in a small cottage just outside of Kranj.

AND NOW, ASHER WILL FIELD YOUR QUESTIONS:

Q. Which programs do you use to make this site?
A. The cartoons are animated in Adobe Flash CS3. For sound recording and editing, I use Amadeus Pro. The website was coded in TextWrangler. For general site updating and maintenance I use Safari, but for uploading large quantities of files I use Cyberduck. Wasn't that fascinating?

Q. Who hosts this site?
A. This site is hosted by fine folks FatCow, who provide a delightful service. If you have the money and are thinking of setting up a site, I would strongly recommend them.

Q. Part of your site doesn't render correctly in my browser! What's the deal?
A. I try to keep the site as standards-compliant as possible, but sometimes I miss something, or something doesn't render correctly in Internet Explorer for God-knows-what-reason. If there's a problem with the site in your browser, email me and tell me where and what the problem is so that I can fix it. If you're using IE, though, I'm probably just going to tell you to switch browsers.

Q. Why don't you put up some ads on your site to make money?
A. Because I hate sites that are bogged down with ads. I doubt that anyone is visiting this site to hear about the cure for erectile dysfunction. (If they are, they should talk to their doctor about 36-hour Cialis!) And besides, if I put up ads, most people would probably ignore them or install ad blocking software, so I'd get pretty much nothing.

Q. Your site sucks!
A. Ya know, there was a time when I cared about comments like this, but now... I really couldn't give less of a #*%&.

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